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tacoart:

friends

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flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

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jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

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unclenicky:

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“Banankai… Peel, Senbonbanana!”

Byakuya Kuchiki

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kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

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french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

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malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

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wartortles:

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morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

(Source: cornchipz)

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▶ ‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

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sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

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