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vitalregionsseized:

askfaroeislands:

drinkintealikeaboss:

[…do jeans count? if not…a paper bag.
3 inches deep.
My left cheek
75%]

I was stabbed by a pillow, 3 inches deep, my leg is where I’ll be stabbed. 97% survival chance.

Stabbed by a washcloth in my forehead, 4 inches deep. 37% survival chance.
holy shit how did I manage to get stabbed by a washcloth

stabbed with my phone in the leg 3 inches deep. 96% survival chance

askfaroeislands:

drinkintealikeaboss:

[…do jeans count? if not…a paper bag.

3 inches deep.

My left cheek

75%]

I was stabbed by a pillow, 3 inches deep, my leg is where I’ll be stabbed. 97% survival chance.

Stabbed by a washcloth in my forehead, 4 inches deep. 37% survival chance.

holy shit how did I manage to get stabbed by a washcloth

stabbed with my phone in the leg 3 inches deep. 96% survival chance

(Source: klondyk3)

Posted: 10 months ago with 24047 note(s)
Source: klondyk3 • via: ive-been-triggered-by-kankri

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…..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!
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I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...
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So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...
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I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...
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Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳
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I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED
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My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.
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I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy
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Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o
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I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?
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I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...
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My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.
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I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.
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I’ve been stabbed by my headphones, 9 inches deep in my neck, and i have an 85% chance of survival
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((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...
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So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...
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Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance
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Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?
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I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.
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Stabbed with an Air Mail sticker, going 2 inches into my stomach. 52% chance of survival.
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… A milk bottle cap, 6 inches deep, with 10% chance of survival. fucking milk
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How my shirt got embedded three inches deep into my body I have no idea but I apparently only have a 37% chance of...
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stabbed 8 inches deep in the arm with an undersized notebook. 15% chance of survival
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